You do know the one with the beautifully colored plumage is the male peacock and it only presents itself like that to attract the plain colored female, right?
So basically the only role your fabulousness has is to impress the plain ol’ me. And I may or may not give a fuck.
the last one omfg im so done
we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.
This says a lot about people
It took me so long to realise it was the same girl each time hahah shit
Pikachu isn’t a starter…
bc pikachu was the starter
you can’t spell weaboo without “we”. we’re all in this together, you fucking nerds
(based on THIS)
SOMEONE DO A CONNOR VERSION??
wow RUDE connor